Engineering Bro Code - First Edition

1.Thou shalt study for exams only on the night before exam and after 10 pm coffee along with other bros
2.Thou shalt store maggi and prepare and share with thy bro when hostel food sucks(almost always!!)
3.Thou shalt write thy assignments by copying from top bro
4.Thou shalt do the point 3 only during sleepy class hours
5.Thou shalt have 90 percentile attendence in canteen on any day in a year(most important)
6.Thou shalt give proxy attendence for bro when thy not present or is sleeping
7.Thou shalt always confuse teachers by asking doubts during viva (very useful)
8.Thou shalt have atleast 1 arrear in thy engineering life
9.Thou shalt never get records signed on time
10.Thou shalt wait in queue with thy bro for taking xerox of notes, which will never be read,on day before exam
11.Thou shalt treat all not-so good looking girls as thy sisters and thy bro
shalt treat all good looking crush's as thine sisters (very crucial)
12.Thou shalt have uncountable crushes in the countable years of engineering life
13.Thou shalt learn abuses of other languages from bro's of other states (very useful)
14.Thou shalt never have more than 10 rs in purse while in campus on any day in a year
15.Thou shalt treat the fresher as atm machine whenever spotted in canteen

Authored by
Sir Kannan Kodoth
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